• 2022-06-06
    Practice9
    DoyourememberhowForrestGumpwaspreparingforthebiggestpingpongmatchofhislifetobeplayedinChina?Well,hecame,heplayed,andhekickedbutt.Iamprettysure“LoseFace”werethewordsoftheday.
    TheForrestGumppipedreamvisitsmeeverynowandthen.Ihavealwaysfantasizedaboutstandingatopthegold-medalpodiumfortheRed,WhiteandBlue;victorypaddleinonehand,24-karatsaroundmyneck,Chineseopponentsonbothsides,withOldGloryrisingandtheStar-SpangledBannerplaying.Ok,wakemeup.WhoamIkidding?TheChinesewilllosetheirnumberonespotonthepingpongpodiumwhenHainanIslandfreezesover.Andthat'swhyIstartedplayingthegloriousgameofmajiang.
    Ifyoucan'tbeat'ematpingpong,majiangmustbethesecondbestthing,right?Now,Iamnottalkingaboutmahjong,thematchingtilegameyouplayonthecomputertokilltime;Iamtalkingaboutbonafide,cutthroatChinesemajiang.
    Ifeelthemost"Chinese"whenIamsittingatthemajiangtablerakinginthedough.Andmostofthetime,intermsofmakingmoney,ChairmanMao'sfaceismyfriend,buthotstreakseasilygivewaytocoldones.Indeed,mostofmajiangisagameofluck;Iwouldsay70%luckand30%skill.
    Unlikepoker,inmajiang,readingyouropponentstendstobealmostimpossible,sotensestaredownsarerarelyseen.
    Perhaps,IamtheonlyWesternerinthiscitywhoplaysmajiangcompetitively.IguessyoucouldcallmetheDaShanofmajiang,andthat'spartofthethrillforme.TheotherpartofitisbeingjustasskilledasmyChineseopponents,whostartedplayingmajiangwhenIwasjustalittlekid,swingingtheLittleLeaguebatbackstateside.
    Truly,whenIstartedplayingmajiang,Ididn'tknowwhatIwasgonnaget;Ididn'trealizebackthen,thattoday,Iwouldloveitsomuch.Iamacompetitiveperson,soIguessmajiangandmeturnedouttobe-well-youknow,likethosetwocompatibleveggies.Intheend,ifmajiangonedaybecomesanOlympicevent,youknowwhat'sgoingdown.(390words)